WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING WITH MY MONEY IN YOUR HOUSE?: It’s a Wonderful Life

Hi, this is Diana, the person who rarely writes these essays. I’m writing now because, despite being a jaded individual who hates schmaltz, I love It’s a Wonderful Life.

Lenny-as-George

Lenny as George Bailey
(Jimmy Stewart) 

Everyone in Springfield is very fond of Lenny, although we don’t know much about him. I’m sure if he encountered problems that went beyond “Aw, nuts,” everyone in town would rush over to help him.

Maude-as-Mary-Bailey

Maude Flanders as Mary Bailey
(Donna Reed)

She’s a better fit as the spinster librarian in the “bad timeline,” but she’d also be fine as the “good timeline” beautiful housewife Mary. Was she was any fun as a teenager? Probably not.

I had never seen this movie until a few years ago. Of course, everyone knows the premise and the ending: an angel shows a suicidal man how awful his town would be if he had never been born,  and then he goes home to find out that all his friends and neighbors have contributed to a proto-GoFundMe to bail him out of his financial trouble. But when I actually got the DVD and watched it, I realized that the parts I was familiar with were all in the last 20 minutes, and I had never seen the majority of the film. I was inspired to watch it by an article on the AVClub , in which I saw for the first time a distraught George Bailey coming home to berate his family, trash his living room, ask his wife why they have all these kids, and yell at his daughter’s teacher on the phone. It was eerily like a scene out of my own childhood, and I was cautiously intrigued.

Burns-as-Potter

Mr. Burns as Mr. Potter (Lionel Barrymore)
No question here. Mr. Burns was probably based on this character. Ancient, decrepit, and something of a “booger-man,” Mr. Potter would gladly snatch candy from a baby and would definitely block out the sun if technology allowed it in the 1940s.

lovematic-clarence

LoveMatic Grandpa as Clarence
(Henry Travers)

An out-of-it yet helpful old geezer. LoveMatic Grandpa edged out Colonel Klink for this role by being just slightly more cuddly.

It’s a nice thing to see, a person who has given up every good thing he has ever had for a person who needs it more, being noticed and helped by all the people who care about him in his hour of greatest need. If I think about it too hard, I don’t 100% buy that none of the 12 other kids sledding that day would pull Harry Bailey out of the water, or that without George hanging around being sexy, Mary Hatch wouldn’t have gone on to marry Sam Wainwright and spend her life draped in jewels and furs. But I don’t care. Jimmy Stewart can sell me on anything.

Tom-BBB-as-Marry-B

Tom as Harry Bailey (Tom Karns)
The little brother that George saves from the icy water as a child, Harry grows up into a Tom-esque war hero and the raging yang to his brother’s sober ying.

Barney-as-Uncle-Billy

Barney as Uncle Billy (Thomas Mitchell) 
Barney is the town drunk, and Uncle Billy is a space cadet who’d wind up in a loony bin if it weren’t for his job a the Savings and Loan. Just point him in the direction of his house and he’ll be all right.

Mindy-as-Violet

Mindy as Violet Bick (Gloria Grahame)
Mindy works at the power plant and it’s unclear what Violet really does, but we do know that they are both beautiful and sweet girls who like to have a good time. I bet Mindy hates hiking, and I bet Violet would LOVE drinking beer and watching TV.

Herb-Powell-as-Sam-Wainwright

Herb Powell as Sam Wainwright
(Frank Albertson)

Sam is living the life George Bailey should be living, doing important things and making boatloads of money. Like Herb, he owns a factory and is ahead of the curve on manufacturing. And when George needs it the most, Sam buys him the damn chair.

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Old Jewish Man as Mr. Gower
(H.B. Warner)

This one works for the both the good and bad timeline Gowers. Gower is a sympathetic and generous man whose only fault is making a deadly mistake while trying to work through agonizing grief. If George isn’t around to catch his mistake, however, he becomes arguably the most tragic figure in the movie.

SodaPopGirl-as-Zuzu

Sody Pop Girl as Zuzu (Karolyn Grimes)
Is there anyone cuter than the little girl whose sody pop hurts her teef at Uncle Moe’s? That’s why she’s the perfect choice for George’s winsome youngest moppet.

Wiggum-&-Otto-as-Bert-&-Ernie

Chief Wiggum and Otto As Bert and Ernie
(Ward Bond and Frank Faylen)

Springfield is far from the idyllic world of Beford Falls, but if it were just a little bit better, Chief Wiggum and Otto might bond over their incompetence at their jobs.

Luigi-as-Mr-Martini

Luigi as Martini (Bill Edmunds)
Bar owner Martini isn’t as much of a stereotype as sentient pizza box caricature Luigi, but you wouldn’t know that to hear Mr. Potter call him a “garlic eater” and state that people like Martini don’t deserve a nice place to live unless they deprive themselves of all small pleasures in life and save enough to pay cash for a house. How does it keep up with the news like that?

Moe-as-Nick

Moe as Nick (Sheldon Leonard) 
He sells cheap liquor to men who want to get drunk fast. Who else is it going to be?

Rabi-K-as-Pa-Bailey

Rabbi Krustovsky as Pa Bailey
(Samuel Hinds)

No one in town is as wise as Rabbi Krustovsky. You don’t see much of Pa Bailey before he passes away, but you can’t help but bask in his warm, glowing, warming glow.

Bea-as-Ma-Bailey

Bea Simmons as Ma Bailey (Beulah Bondi)
You see the good and bad timeline versions of Ma Bailey, and Bea is definitely the good timeline one. She’s got a good eye for romance, and likes to enjoy life!

LLDoris-as-Annie

Lunchlady Doris as Annie
(Lillian Randolph)

There is a sad deficit of sassy black ladies in Springfield, so we have to settle for smartmouthed Doris, who is more acerbic that witty, to fill in for the criminally underused Annie, who has probably the best line in the movie.

HIRED GOONS

Lowblow as Mr. Potter’s Bodyguard
(Frank Hagney)

Yeah, OK, this guy was barely in the movie, but he was a dead ringer.

Barney's-Rose-as-Zuzu's-Petals

Barney’s rose and Zuzu’s Petals
Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead.

Thoughts from JRC:
What is utopia like if you don’t know you’re living in it? That’s the question asked by both The Simpsons and “It’s A Wonderful Life.” Everyone in Springfield is lucky, really lucky, to be where they’re at. As bad as catastrophes get, from sun blockers, to comet strikes, to Love Day riots, to government-funded containment domes, the residents can count on everything resetting by next week. Similarly, even though there’s a ‘snake’ in the garden of Eden that is Bedford Falls, the people have it pretty good.

But if you’re the linchpin of that utopia, the nail that gets pulled out, what happens then? We know what happens in Frank Capra’s classic. You take George Bailey out of Bedford Falls you get Pottersville, a diseased den sick with sin and spite. Not only does mean ol’ Mr. Potter control everything, but his influence has sucked the innate goodness out of everyone else. Is there such a person in Springfield, though? Some would argue that if you change even one little thing, like the guy who runs the Kwik-E-Mart, all of society would fall! The town has survived losses over the years, though: the passing of Maude, Bleeding Gums Murphy, and [possibly] Dr. Marvin Monroe (as well as in recent years Mrs. Krabapple). Not to mention that weird Principal Skinner retcon. Life there goes on the same as always.

There is one Springfieldian, though, who must be there to hold everything together. I’m talking, of course, about Marge Simpson. In season four’s “In Marge We Trust,” after days of playing nursemaid to her sick family, Marge winds up railroaded off to prison for a simple mistake. First the Simpson house goes to rot, followed quickly the townsfolk, who descend into riot when an effigy of Jimmy Carter* is unveiled. Ironically, incarceration is just the ticket to give Marge a much-needed break and introduce her to a supportive social network. Utopia for the rest of Springfield is a prison for her: “Hell is other people.” ~Jean-Paul Sartre and Marge Simpson.

Over the course of 10 seasons in Springfield, we see Homer Simpson devolve from a staunch family man and concerned community member into a self-absorbed narcissist. While the rest of the town accept their place as integral members of the community, Homer takes advantage of the situation. He proudly takes stupid risks, pushing the walls of acceptable behavior, knowing the universe will self correct and save him. He’s enjoying life too much to care. The story arc in “It’s A Wonderful Life” is George Bailey learning how much he’s meant to other people, that his personal sacrifices haven’t been in vain. In a sense, Clarence is trying to prove to George he hasn’t been taken advantage of. Imagine if upon arriving back in his proper timeline, George Bailey set out to use his vaunted position in the town to continually fleece his friends and neighbors for his own enrichment? That’s Homer starring in the awful sequel to “It’s A Wonderful Life” as produced by Frank Cross—Bill Murray’s character from “Scrooged.” Luckily, despite repeated attempts to exploit its success, no one in Hollywood has managed to crush “It’s A Wonderful Life’s” syrupy-sweet heart.

*History’s Greatest Monster.

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