Happy Sea Captain Appreciation Day, I mean Talk Like A Pirate Day!

It’s September 19th, the official National/International Talk Like A Pirate Day of 2016! The nonsense holiday adopted/invented by The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to fight global warming.

I usually forget this celebration until the day’s half over–but not this time! With Pirates on our mind, we here at FLIM Springfield decided it was time to remember some of the many classic pirate references from the first ten seasons of the show. And, of course, appreciation for The Sea Captain, one of the most enduring members of the Springfield Baggy-Pants Players ensemble.

Baggy-Pants Players

The Springfield Baggy-Pants Payers “Simspsons Spinoff Showcase” Season 8, 1997

Gold in yer belly.

The Sea Captain.
Sure, he’s not a pirate, but he’s got the lingo down…

*shifty eyes*

Look no further,
heeeere come the pirates!

extra tentacle

The Rusty Barnacle restaurant,
and its waitstaff.
Homer’s Night Out (Season 1)

crappy little elves

Captain Cook, from
The Happy Little Elves.
Some Enchanted Evening (Season 1)

Psst. It's Long John Silver, Dad.

Treasure Island
Bart Gets an F (Season 2)

It won't cost you a thing...

Stealing can also be called PIRATING!
Homer vs. Lisa & the 8th Commandment (Season 2)

this one came with a free corncob pipe.

“”If the water turns blue, a baby for you./
If purple ye see, no baby thar be.”
I Married Marge (Season 3)

yar

Argh! 90 “Sea Chanteys” on three compact discs.
Mr. Plow (Season 4)

more ZING!

“You were gunna name it Camp Freedom!”
Kamp Krusty (Season 4)

oof!

“I am Calliope, the muse of Heroic Poetry!”
“No kiddin'” *punch*
Treehouse of Horror III (Season 4)

a city that the damned call home

A Streetcar Names Marge
(Season 4)


New Orleans!
-Composed by Alf Clausen & written by Jeff Martin

Long before the Superdome
Where the Saints of football play…
Lived a city that the damned call home
Hear their hellish rondelet…
New Orleans!
Home of pirates, drunks and whores
New Orleans!
Tacky overpriced souvenir stores
If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip
To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip’
New Orleans!
Stinking, Rotten, vomiting, vile
New Orleans
Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul
New Orleans!
Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank
New Orleans

treehouse-of-horror-iv-season-5

“Arrr! This chair be high, says I.”
Treehouse of Horror IV (Season 5)

ruining my sax

“Love in the Time of Scurvy”…

OOH, SUCH NOISE. WELL, I'M DONE FOR THE EVENING.

Marge, “Does the earring mean you’re a pirate?”
“… Kind of.”
Lisa’s Rival (Season 6)

You little pixie!

Jebediah Springfield
A K A . . .

No, no, no. No, no, no, no.

Hans Sprungfeld, , murderous pirate!
Lisa the Iconoclast (Season 7)

and the overseas markets

Think of the corporate sponsors!
Lisa the Iconoclast (Season 7)

Cracker Map

Natural Born Kissers
(Season 9)

rescued by Moe?

Oh! Thank god dude, I’m saved!
Das Bus (Season 9)

suck suck

Treehouse of Horror IX
(Season 10)

you sunk my battleship

The Old Man & The ‘C’ Student
(Season 10)

Did we catch ALL the references? Probably not. Let us know which ones we missed in the comments. More importantly: Remember by talking like a pirate, with your help, we can stop global warming, and make the world safe for real scientific research.

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