Pre-San Diego Comic-Con news . . .
Back in my day, to be first to hear this news,
you had to log onto Alt.Nerd.Obsessive!
I’m sure negotiations looked something like this.
And Entertainment weekly said to Harry . . .
Not while my greatest nemesis still provides viewers with free jokes, laughter and enjoyment. I call this nemesis, Reruns!
And Harry replied,
and went to check on his honey bees.
And things went pretty much back to normal
for the network and cast . . .
this old show is just falling apart.
and the fans . . . rejoice?
Room for one more…
(sad-ominous music plays)
Oh, I see!
Then everything is wrapped up in a neat little PACKAGE!
. . . Really, I mean that. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic.